How to be a Brit

<p><b>A complete guide to the British Way of Life. If you're British you'll love it. If you're not you'll recognise it.</b><br>_______<br><br>Born in Hungary George Mikes spent more than forty years in the Britain observing behaviours and misbehaviours of local and foreign Brits.<br></p><ul><li><b>Queuing: </b><i>An Englishman even if he is alone forms an orderly queue of one.</i></li><li><b>How to plan a town:</b> <i>Street names should be painted clearly and distinctly on large boards. Then hide these boards carefully.</i></li><li><b>Sex:</b> <i>Continental people have sex lives: the English have hot water bottles.</i></li></ul><p><br>With essential chapters such as How to Avoid Travelling In Praise of Television On Not Complaining and How to Panic Quietly they&#146;ll get to know Britain like never before with this fun and informative gift!<br>_______<br><br><b>WHAT READERS ARE SAYING:</b><br><br>'Got me in tears of laughter'<br><br><b>'Hilarious and informative essays about the British way of life' </b><br><br>'So many people have tried to describe the English mentality . . . This book is as near as you can get!'<br><br><b>'Laugh-out-loud hilarious witty and insightful</b></p>