How to Be a Pirate

Ahoy, landlubber! Come with me.<br>Board me ship upon the sea!<br>Not a pirate? Don't know how? <br>Ye can learn to be one now!<br><br>Little landlubbers get to earn their sea legs on a pirate ship amidst the goofiest pirates ever. There's lingo to learn (<i>Gangway! Blimey! Yo-ho-ho!</i>), a pirate look to choose (<i>Pick a parrot for your arm. Every pirate's lucky charm!</i>), and most importantly, pirate rules to learn (<i>No more toothpaste! Farewell, bath! Once ye choose the pirate path!</i>).This rollicking read-aloud will be a hit among boys, girls, and parents alike!