How to Be an Old Person: Everything to Know for the Newly Old Retiring Elderly or Considering

Congratulations! You made it! Youre an Old Person!But entering into your golden years isnt all hard candy and unreserved flatulence. It takes skill and finesse training and education to become a proper Old Person. Fortunately theres a guide-not in the form of some newfangled Facebook movie but an honest-to-God hold-it-in-your-wrinkly-withered-hands BOOK-thatll help you navigate the perilous and confusing new world of cootdom. Full of nifty diagrams illustrations and succinctly written so you dont forget what youre reading partway through How to Be an Old Person by Brian Boone (Vulture Great Men of Science) will tell you all you need to know about this new season of life!