How to Behave

<p>If you read these essays you will have the wisdom of the ages - the insights of Wilde Austen Milton Shakespeare Cavavfy both Brontës and all the ancient Greeks. You will know how to dress talk organize decorate and comport yourself in every possible situation especially in cafés. You will be smart kind witty compassionate and have fabulous glossy hair. Oh yes this book will help you appear worldlier and more mysterious with many important facts you can drop into casual conversations and work meetings. Just carrying it will improve your posture and see how well it coordinates with your outfit! You look smarter already.  </p>