How to Fuck a Cantaloupe

It starts bad it gets worse and the end - well youll have to read it to find out.Life was simple for Dan Savage unencumbered by dreams or ambition. He got by just fine content in his little pocket of the world. He had no desire to step outside of what he knew or broaden his horizons or fucking - grow. He had no desire to but as is often the case desire frequently plays little role in the trajectory of life.Forced from his home a comedy of misfortune follows Dan as he attempts to navigate his new life with a busted moral compass. A breakup a melon a stoner and a policeman who looks like a testicle: these are only a handful of the ingredients that make up the shit-soup that Dans life has devolved into as he is pursued by a mysterious law-firm the head of a disability centre and the unlikely threat of fame.Dans story isnt for the faint-hearted or those with high moral standards or children. Its definitely not for children. But if you are feeling brave lets open up and fuck this cantaloupe.