How to Get a Date with the Evil Queen

<p><strong>Sian's world thinks she's dead. Trillin's dimension wants to make sure of it. And the place they escaped to together just threw a dragon at them.</strong></p><p><br></p><p>All Sian wanted was a quiet moment to make out with her new girlfriend. Instead she and the adorably monstrous Trillin find themselves trapped by a world whose fairytale magic has very strict ideas about who gets a happily-ever-after. Princesses exist to be rescued. Heroes do the rescuing. And monsters?</p><p><br></p><p>Monsters get killed.</p><p><br></p><p>In a world where happy-ever-after has teeth Sian and Trillin are going to learn to bite back.</p><p><br></p><p><strong><em>How to Get a Date with the Evil Queen</em> is a paranormal romcom featuring ridiculous gender and genre roles big swords and a woman who doesn't know how to use them and shapeshifting true love winning against all odds.</strong></p>