How to Get Into Harvard

They say Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. But fish won't help you get into Harvard. This book will. Satire V presents: How to Get Into Harvard the most comprehensive how-to guide on college admissions. Are you a bright-eyed high school student? This book's for you! Are you a bored college student procrastinating for a paper and restless to relive one of the most agonizing years of your life? That's great too! From newly uncovered secrets of the Admissions Office to strategies on scoring a 2500 on the Sat this book spares no details. Best of all it's written by Real Harvard students. So why don't you take a look inside?