How to Kill Your Readers

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>If <em>you </em>could kill <em>your</em> COWORKERS & get away with it would you?</strong></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Let's do the math...</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>One incompetent colleague.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>An entire department that wants her dead.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>So whodunnit? (show your work)</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>In a job where the only things more toxic than the coffee are the people drinking it we learn that sometimes team building may mean covering up a murder... or two.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Everyone has that</span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)> one</em><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)> coworker - the one they imagine stepping just a little too close to the curb as they accelerate through the parking lot. Maybe it's the incompetent manager who couldn't lead a paperclip out of a drawer or the smug new hire who acts like they run the place after only three months. Around here it's not a question of </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>if </em><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>they need to go. It's </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>how soon</em><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Picking up where the hilarious novelette </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>How to Kill your Neighbors</em><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)> leaves off Raya is just trying to make it to 4pm without catching a felony. But when petty office drama escalates into full-blown homicide and cover-ups slide neatly between budget meetings and coffee breaks she realizes the fastest way up the corporate ladder... is by kicking a few bodies off it first.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Filled with true stories of backstabbing coworkers fake concern and real bloodshed </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>How to Kill Your Coworkers (and get away with it)</em><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)> is a deliciously dark wickedly funny and disturbingly relatable cautionary tale. Perfect for anyone who's ever smiled through gritted teeth at a Monday morning meeting and thought </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>You could die and I'd still eat my bagel</em><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)> </span></p><p><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Though it <em>can</em> be read as a standalone it'll make WAY more sense when read after <em><u>How to Kill Your Neighbors</u></em>.</strong></p>