How to Not Die Alone

<p><strong>Loneliness is like that one ex who just won't take the hint-it's time to break up for good.</strong></p><p></p><p>In <em>How to Not Die Alone</em> comedian Michael Murphy serves up brutally honest and hilariously relatable wisdom about connection heartbreak and why group texts shouldn't count as a social life. With wit sharper than your last situationship's exit this book is your laugh-out-loud survival guide to navigating modern loneliness and finding real connection-without losing your mind (or your Wi-Fi signal).</p><p></p><p>Inside you'll discover:</p><ul><li>How to spot emotional unavailability-especially in yourself</li><li>The difference between being alone and being lonely</li><li>Why your love life isn't doomed (even if your plants keep dying)</li><li>And how to build a life that doesn't revolve around someone else's validation</li></ul><p></p><p>Equal parts comedy confessional and hug in book form <em>How to Not Die Alone</em> is for anyone who's ever felt ghosted by love-or just tired of talking to their cat about their day.</p><p></p><p><strong>Spoiler alert: You're not broken. You're just in a really weird season. And you're not alone.</strong></p>