HOW TO PUNCH KIDS IN BATHROOMS

<p><strong>Have you ever wanted to punch a random kid without consequences?  </strong><br />Learn how in this tiny collection of strange memoirs and idiotic essays. Topics include...  </p><ul> <li>prepubescent dreams of naked women</li> <li>self-help garbage</li> <li>narcissism</li> <li>unsolicited peddling</li> <li>embracing the bare minimum</li> <li>fighting small children in public bathrooms.</li></ul>