How to Screw Up Your Marriage

<p>LOL Funny Relationship Book Full of Great Advice</p><p> </p><p>Do-Over Tips for First-Time Failures</p><p> </p><p>Let's face it. People keep getting into relationships. Yet over 40% of first marriages end in divorce and up to 67% of second do too with statistics becoming predictably more dismal as the number of trips to the altar rack up. It seems like for many of us the longing to be half of a couple so in love they make other people want to puke is too strong to ignore.</p><p> </p><p>The problem is we've all grown up to expect that fairytale endings happen by accident that if we wish upon a star or let down our golden hair then blammo we'll get our happily ever after. In other words we're lazy and feel entitled to have the one thing we want most in the worldthe one thing we should work hardest to create and nurturewithout doing squat to make our dreams reality. We fall in love we marry we pout we nag we sulk and we sabotage.</p><p> </p><p>How to Screw Up Your Marriage interrupts the pity party with a no-nonsense formula for couplehood success written by a human relations expert who is herself in a wonderfully nauseating marriage with a passel of his and hers kids.</p>