How to Survive an Alien Invasion

<p><strong>How to Survive an Alien Invasion</strong></p><p><em>(Declassified Black Site Books Survival Manual - 2025 Edition)</em></p><p>What if the invasion has already begun?</p><p>Discovered in a forgotten government archive and released for civilian use this <strong>step-by-step survival guide</strong> will teach you how to spot the signs of first contact protect yourself from alien implants and outsmart the authorities who insist <em>everything is under control.</em></p><p>Inside you'll find:</p><ul><li> <strong>Early Warning Signs</strong> of extraterrestrial activity - from pets staring at walls to microwaves that count down when unplugged.</li><li> <strong>Improvised Defenses</strong> you can build from household supplies (yes tinfoil hats work - but not the way you think).</li><li> <strong>Identification Protocols</strong> for recognizing who is still human... and who isn't.</li><li> <strong>The Implant Test</strong> - and what to do if you fail it.</li><li> <strong>Government Secrets</strong> they never intended you to read (including the truth about black sites the Zeta Gift and why Dugway is not on any tourist map).</li></ul><p>Written in the style of a <strong>declassified Cold War survival pamphlet</strong> this manual blends conspiracy lore tongue-in-cheek humor and just enough terrifying detail to make you wonder whether you've already been compromised.</p><p><strong>File under:</strong> Official Denial.</p><p>For readers of <em>World War Z</em> <em>Area 51</em> and fans of dark sci-fi thrillers this guide is both a collectible artifact and an entry point into the <strong>Black Site Books universe</strong> (<em>Black Site: Dugway</em> & <em>Black Site: Dreamland</em>).</p><p></p><p><strong>Warning:</strong> Reading this manual may attract unwanted attention. Proceed at your own risk.</p><p><strong>Ink from the Abyss.</strong></p>