How to unfck your life after 50

<p>How to Unf*ck your life after 50</p><p>A Boomer's Guide to Laughing Living and Lighting Sht on Fire (Before You Die)*</p><p>This isn't a cozy self-help book.</p><p>This is a no-filter foul-mouthed R-rated rebellion for every baby boomer who woke up one morning after 50 and thought:</p><p>> What the hell happened to my life?</p><p> </p><p>Written by PhishStones (a.k.a. David Salmon) a 60-year-old unapologetic hippie who's lived through vinyl records midlife breakdowns and Airstream hangovers this book isn't here to fix you - it's here to set you the f*ck free.</p><p>Inside you'll find 26 chapters of savage honesty dark humor and late-night wisdom on:</p><p>Starting over (again)</p><p>Kicking regret in the teeth</p><p>Surviving loss grief and bad knees</p><p>Laughing harder than you have in decades</p><p>And becoming the wild free unfiltered version of you that the world tried to bury</p><p> </p><p>If you're over 50 and still have a pulse a past and a middle finger to raise - this book is your call to arms.</p><p>> Life doesn't end after 50. It gets f*cking real.</p><p> </p>