How To Unfuck Your Life After 50

<p>You're not dead yet. Stop acting like it.</p><p>If you're over 50 and feel like your best days are behind you-fuck that noise. This book will kick your ass make you laugh and show you how to unfuck your life before you croak.</p><p>No gratitude journals. No bullshit affirmations. No live laugh love posters. Just raw raunchy no-filter truth from a guy who's been through divorce debt depression and still woke up swinging.</p><p>PhishStones isn't a guru. He's a 60-year-old fuck-up who figured out that the second half of life can be twice as wild-if you stop giving a damn what anyone thinks.</p><p>Inside you'll find:</p><p>· Why regret is a liar and how to use it as rocket fuel<br>· How to fire toxic people (even family)<br>· Why getting a dog beats getting a diagnosis<br>· The truth about sex after 60 (it ain't dead it's just slower)<br>· How to write a fuck-it list instead of a bucket list<br>· Why you don't need closure-you need a compass<br>· And the one savage thing you can do today to feel alive again</p><p>Whether you're divorced dumped dried up or just dying of boredom in a cul-de-sac with a lawn mower and a dead marriage-this book is your wake-up call.</p><p>You've got time. You've got stories. You've still got moves even if they involve Bengay and grunting like a wounded bear.</p><p>Stop waiting for permission. Stop acting your age. Start unfucking your life.<br> </p><p> </p><p>1⁰</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>