How To Win a Million Dollars and BEEP Glitter!

<p><strong>Amazon #1 Best Seller:</strong></p><p>What if the American Dream was just a glitter-fueled lie? Soaked in pop culture and bad decisions this Queer Millennial Odyssey is part confessional part caper. It's a story woven into the fabric of a generation that voted reality TV into the White House and made grift a national pastime. The journey is outrageous hilarious and at times deeply self-aware.</p><p></p><p>Inked in glitter pen and promise this Lisa Frank-inspired late-stage capitalist fever dream is told through the eyes of an eight-year-old boy who believed every lie Ronald Reagan ever sold him-an unhinged adventure for anyone who's ever chased something wild in a world that never made space for them. It's not a pull-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps kind of story-we were all sold a sugar-coated lie: work hard play by the rules and success will fall into your lap. <em>Personally he retorts I've found I'm more prosperous when I lie cheat and steal.</em> This prankish take on the American Dream might just keep you turning the pages.</p><p></p><p>With the charm of a rogue and the morals of a raccoon our antihero drags readers through scams schemes and self-sabotage-from backyard cons to a cutting-edge experiment with AI. You see we've all been caught up in that chase: more money more status more validation. And I'm no different...</p><p><em>But he is different because he dared live an unlikely life in a society that punishes those who try it.</em> -<em>Publishers Weekly</em></p><p></p><p><strong>In the end one question remains:</strong></p><p><em>In a game that is rigged for the rich can you beat the system-or will it beat you?</em></p>