Humor and Witticisms 101 Plus

This book is not a novel there is no plot. Unless you munch on a page the best way to enjoy the flavor of this book is with a few examples of the books contents.Mom this cow followed me home may I keep her? One good intern deserves another. John took a shot with his pistol and he killed his shadow. My doctor gave me a shot in the arm but he was aiming lower. I had four visitors one of each sex. By the way did I tell you I flunked anatomy? I gave my wife an inch; she converted it to centimeters. Push came to shove when my car broke down. When in Rome do as the Romans do. When in New York City forget about it.