<p>In these twenty three darkly comic short stories Nathan Leslie portrays self-appointed cops shoplifting teens gym rats prayformers polyamorous gamers Bob-obsessed friend-collectors hug phobics&nbsp;online stalkers dinosaur erotica writing gurus and self-medicating placenta eaters. Within these pages you will discover the pressing need to&nbsp;<em>Hurry Up and Relax</em>!</p>