I Am Not a Penguin: A Pangolin's Lament

<b>This hilarious story of a pangolin with an identity crisis will be loved by fans of <i>Penguin Problems</i> and <i>Unicorn Thinks He's Pretty Great.</i></b><br><br>Poor pangolin--he's trying to explain who he is, but all the other animals keep getting confused. <br><br>You have scales--like a snake? A long tongue--like a frog? A strong scent--like a skunk? You can roll in a ball--like an armadillo? And a name that sounds a lot like...penguin? We love penguins!<br><br>"No, no, no! I am not a penguin! There are no penguins here!"<br><br>But then, just when it couldn't get worse, a penguin arrives!!<br><br>What's a poor pangolin got to do to be understood?!