I Can Explain Everything

<p>Is there a 100-pound semi-aquatic South American rodent in your kitchen?</p><p>I am Dobby the Capybara I live in the suburbs and this is my story. Royalty is automatic among the world’s largest rodents but I am The Prince. Read the highly opinionated record of my downfall from pampered pet to grubby corn-obsessed middle age.</p><p>This isn’t “How to Capybara” anything and the facts are a little bit mixed up. If you are interested in wild capybaras don’t look here! I can tell you what’s in my refrigerator though and where the off-limits birdseed is. I also discuss visitor expectations explain discreet coprophagy techniques and offer advice on forays into forbidden parts of the house. Grab a highlighter and take notes in case there is a poop quiz!</p>