I Hear Ants

Title: I Hear Ants Sub-Title: (And Other Silly Stories Of A Funny Man)Author: Jeff Greensubject: Personal Memoirsjoin Jeff As He Recalls Some Of The Most Memorable Events Of A Nearly Thirty Year Journey Through What Would Seemingly Be Considered A Normal Life. Normal That Is Until Jeff Puts His Unique Spin On Each Of The Forty-Eight Short Stories Making You Laugh Sigh And Even Cry Through Each. Each Story Is A True Accounting Of What Happened At Least In The Eyes Of The Author Who Has A Sharp Eye For Detail And A Sharper Wit. Every Story Has Been Written So That It Could Be Read On Its Own Or From Front To Back Weaving A Tale That Describes Tales Of Everything From His Love Life To Heroism. Typical Humorous Situations He Encounters Along The Way Include:•Coincidence And A Piece Of Paper That Determined His Life’S Direction; •Convincing His Teenage Daughter That He Can Hear Ants (Yes She Is A Blonde);•Making Chocolate Milk;•Describing How A Loaf Of Bread And A Bottle Of Coke Becomes A Wife;•Describing The Subtle Nuances Of Fine Dining And The Purpose Of A Salad Fork In A Way That Could Elicit A Reaction From The Person Being Taught Over Ten Years Later;•Stolen Cars Burglaries And Drive-By Shootings At A Nursing Home;•S.W.A.T. Teams;•Spiders.The Situations Encountered On The Surface Appear To Be Totally Normal But When Jeff Gets Done With It You Are Left Laughing Wanting More.