I Know You Like a Murder

<p>A narrator always gets to know the reader before spilling their deepest secret.</p><p>I am a murderer.</p><p>She was just a silly nothing of a girl until I made her rise to fame. A pennything.</p><p>So reader: sit down cozy up. I’d offer a cup of tea but you may worry it’s poisoned and you may be correct.</p><p>But I can’t just tell you how she died. That’s too easy. Too quick. Buckle up: you’re in for a villainous monologue.</p>