I Lost My Butt

<p>When a boy wakes up without a butt he has no clue what to do</p><p>Then he figures out the most clever idea in the entire world</p><p><br></p><p>Time to blast off on a <strong style=color: rgba(230 0 0 1)>BUTT HUNT!</strong></p><p><br></p><p>But he can't go alone so he gathers the whole neighborhood together.</p><p><br></p><p>But where could his butt be?<em> In a haunted house? Up a tree? On the moon?</em></p><p>Or someplace closer to home?</p><p><br></p><p>This is one mystery that's far too funny to crack. If you liked I NEED A NEW BUTT then<strong style=color: rgba(153 51 255 1)> I LOST MY BUTT</strong> is guaranteed to be the most fun you'll ever have without a butt!</p>