I Love You...Like Crazy

<p>Chole.... I have been kicked in the butt by love and all I have to show for it is my perfect daughter. I am never falling in love again. Nope not this girl never again. In a rash decision for a fresh start I upended my life and moved to the frozen waste land of Minnesota. Now I have an elderly woman with illegal gambling tendencies trying to set me up on dates with anything with a pulse on the internet as my fresh start. What I don't plan on in my fresh start is a grumpy Chief of Police that is starting to crumble all my defenses. A new group of friends that like to meddle. And a traitorous toddler who also falls for the chief of police and the endless supply of rubber ducks.</p><p></p><p>Ralph...I never wanted to fall into the trap of love and marriage. Never say never. I was content with my simple predictable life. Was I turning into an insufferable grump sure. Did I care not one bit. Then a fiery redheaded princess walked into my life and the rest is a blur. I find myself buying all duck related items for her daughter who has also stolen my heart. If love really is a trap I am hoping I can convince my princess I am worth being trapped with.</p>