I Married a Moron

I Married A Moron By Candace Klieman Get Ready For Nonstop Fun With An Unusual Twist: Candy'S True Story Told From Her Husband'S Point-Of-View. It'S The Wacky World Of Dr. Charles And Candy A Total Mismatch. He'S East-Coast Educated-She'S Midwest Gorgeous-But-Ditsy (Picture: Er'S Dr. Carter Meets Jessica Simpson). In This Wildly Comical Battle Of The Sexes You'Ll Also Meet Simon The World-Renowned Shrink Who Dates Teenie-Boppers; Heather And Mindy The Skinny-Dipping Tennis Bimbos; Vinnie An Outrageously Successful Relationship Guru Who Never Dates The Same Woman Twice. Plus Other Zany Characters That Make This Unlikely Pair Seem Almost Normal By Comparison. At First Dr. Charles Is Taken Aback By Candy'S Beauty But When She Speaks She'S Simultaneous Funny And Daffy. Asked If She'S Heard The Term Alienation Candy Replies Yeah This Girl At Work Says She Was Abducted By Them Last Summer! This Bizarre Pair Can Never Agree Yet That Tiny Thread Of Sexual Attraction Resists Snapping. These Two Break Up And Make Up So Often You'Ll Need A Scorecard To Keep Count. Charles Finally Convinces Candy To Marry Him Then Blows It By Misbehaving At His Bachelor Party. But In The End You'Ll Love How Charles Cleverly Saves The (Wedding) Day. If You'Ve Ever Loved And Lost And Could Use A Good Laugh This Story'S For You!