I Married Adventure

<p>Think Rick Steves crossed with The Hitchikers Guide to the Universe!</p><p>These are the tales of a reckless traveler including: deportations attack dogs an arrested in Vienna a hotel fire in Venice smugglers in Scotland and numerous police interactions. How I got drunk and was kidnapped in Boreao. Have gone without meals and slept on floors. Spent the night in brothels (twice).  One of my trains was  attacked by rebel forces. My wife Nancy and I visited Machu Picchu guarded by 200 Peruvian soliders and later crossed the Beagle Channel smuggling cigarettes.  And we even visited Godzilla in Tokyo. </p>