I Pucking Love You

<p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>You know those stories where an adorably misunderstood clumsy girl needs a fake date to a wedding so she asks her brother's best friend and they accidentally fall in love?</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>I wish that was the kind of life I lead but it's not.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>I don't need a date to a wedding. I need a date to a funeral.</span></p><p><br></p><p><em style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Clumsy</em><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> sometimes fits but then that's true for all of us right? But adorable? No. Misunderstood? Nope again. I'm just your average girl standing in front of a funeral invitation asking it to be a winning lottery ticket instead.</span></p><p><br></p><p>And I don't have a brother or a best friend with a brother available which means I'm stuck with Tyler Jaeger.</p><p><br></p><p>Sure he's a professional hockey player who also knows advanced calculus but let's say we're not compatible and leave it at that. I should know. I <em style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>am</em><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> a matchmaker.</span></p><p><br></p><p>Not a very good one but that's beside the point.</p><p><br></p><p>I know a mismatch when I see one.</p><p><br></p><p>Still Tyler's what I've got and I am <em style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>not</em><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> going to this funeral solo so he's what I'll take.</span></p><p><br></p><p>After all-what could go wrong at a funeral?</p><p><br></p><p><em style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>I Pucking Love You is a hilariously wrong romantic comedy about the world's worst matchmaker a hockey player with a problem he doesn't want to talk about and an awkward date-of-convenience that everyone would prefer to forget. It comes complete with a cat working his way through his nine lives all the sexy times fish and chips and a swoony happily-ever-after.</em></p>