I Was a Teenage Science Project

Come Down To The Basement Kazmierski Said To Me In A Way That Brooked No Argument. She Turned On The Light At The Top Of The Stairs. \Sure\ I Told Her. \But WhatS Down There?\ \DonT Worry\ She Answered. \You WonT Remember A Thing.\ Ninth Grader Irene Mummalo Enters High School With All The Faith And Confidence In The World Only To Run Up Against Kooky Devious Sadistic And Downright Dangerous Girl-Turned-Mad-Scientist Ethel Kazmierski Who Makes Friends Her Own Way And Let There Be No Two Ways About It . . . How Irene As Well As Her Circle Of Friends That Include Hannibal And Cannibal Mimsy And Lorrie Jean Manage To Overcome The Evil Powers Of Kazmierski Her Magician Parents Frankensteinian Dog And Spontaneously Combustible Brother WhoS Trapped Inside IreneS Clock Radio Forms The Basis For I Was A Teenage Science Project A Novel Of 17 Chapters For Middle Grade Readers.