I Will Not Go the F**k to Sleep

<p>By a widely published author and the father of three children and one kicking and screaming Inner Child that refuses to go to sleep or to grow up this book imagines:</p><p>--What if a child asked to go the f**k to sleep by its father could respond in adult language?</p><p>--A band of 5000 yogis flown in from India specifically to balance India's budget deficit by spilling coffee on their laps at 5000 McDonald's restaurants.</p><p>--A Nuclear Weapons fire sale to help balance America's deficit</p><p>--What does it feel like to send your pet cat to a cat home or cat shelter or to return a long-dead ex-chicken to an American supermarket?</p><p>--The story of an Indian men's magazine which ran a special Sex Issue with condoms glued to the inside of the magazine for readers who might be too carnally provoked to search for a condom.</p><p>This 28000-word book of humorous essays and of political social and intercultural satire is the author's twelfth book. Kurt Vonnegut called his first novel The Revised Kama Sutra very funny. It is not a book for children but for adults who love absurd satirical and sometimes sexy humor. Among other things it pokes fun at outsourcing and at familiar stereotypes about Indians and Americans besides providing a revised post-p.c. version of Genesis.</p><p>As one magazine's review of The Revised Kama Sutra said No sacred cows whatsoever.</p>