I'd Rather Wear Pajamas

* Amazon #1 Best Seller for Humor * Readers Favorite Bronze Award for Non-Fiction Humor Everybody has the awesome opportunity to find their own strength and path through life. Some come about their self-discoveries through studying and working hard. Others (Chelsea) spend their time nearly burning down kitchens and driving around the country with a car full of hangers. Chelsea grew up wanting to be strong. She thought arguing her way through childhood and becoming a world-class attorney would get her there. But through a series of humorous and only slightly embarrassing events Chelsea comes to realize that maybe her strength is meant to shine in different ways. Spoiler alert: This book is secretly going to brainwash you into home birthing your children. No Im not kidding. Alternate possible titles for this book: - How to Keep Your Pride Intact When Butterflies Attack - When Life Hands You Lemons Just Eat Them Straight Up to Watch Your Popularity at Parties Sky Rocket - 17 Reasons Why Im Cooler than My Mom - 19 Reasons Why My Mom is Cooler Than Me - I Always (Start With the Best Intentions to) Follow Directions