Idiot Farm

The Summer of 1972The Vietnam War rages on and Daddy signed up to fight. Now hes gone missing.Mama dumped me and my brother Willie at my grandmothers farm in Haley Alabama while she takes my little sister Sunny all over the state to compete in Little Miss beauty pageants. Me and Willie aint the only ones staying here either. Ida Mae takes care of a bushel of reject kids the state cant find a home for. Idiots. All of em. Theres a serial killer on the loose targeting pretty little girls... ones that win Little Miss beauty pageants. Oh. And theres a monster in the cellar.If Id been in Vietnam instead of stuck on my grandmothers rundown crap of a farm in the summer of 72 I wouldve known what to do with the monster in her cellar.I wouldve nuked it.