Idolatry

One of the most imposing buildings in Boston twenty years ago was a granite hotel whose western windows looked upon a graveyard. Passing up a flight of steps and beneath a portico of dignified granite columns and so through an embarrassing pair of swinging-doors to the roomy vestibule-you would there pause a moment to spit upon the black-and-white tessellated pavement. Having thus asserted your title to Puritan ancestry and to the best accommodations the house afforded you would approach the desk and write your name in the hotel register. This done you would be apt to run your eye over the last dozen arrivals on the chance of lighting upon the autograph of some acquaintance to be shunned or sought according to circumstances. Let us suppose for the story's sake that such was the gentle reader's behavior on a certain night during the latter part of May in the year eighteen hundred and fifty-three. If now he will turn to the ninety-ninth page of the register above mentioned he will remark that the last name thereon written is Doctor Hiero Glyphic. Room 27.