If I Were God...

<p><strong>Witty Insights and Rants on Serious Issues and Other Things That Just Piss Us Off</strong></p><p>What number do you press to exact revenge after that voice throws you into the Twilight Zone of voice response systems?</p><p>Do you like getting junk mail?</p><p>Did you know becoming a citizen of the United States does not require learning English?</p><p>Can sex really be an addiction?</p><p>Should we legalize prostitution? End of life suicide?</p><p>What would your travel ban look like?</p><p>Should we throw parents in jail with their felonious children?</p><p>Do you care that fish fart to communicate? Or why we think quail sex is relevant to human beings? A lot of our hard earned money is used by scientists who just had to find out. Those are just two examples of the many studies trashed in a rant about useless research.</p><p><em>If I Were God…</em> is a witty and thoughtful exposé on things in life that just don’t make sense and what could be done about them. We have all had that “If I were God” moment when something pisses us off and we know we have a cure. Open the pages and find mine. You may not always agree but you will be entertained.</p><p>From the author of <em>Oh Shit! I’m Over 50 and Single</em> this next book is certain to make all ages think hard about today’s controversial issues and laugh even harder.</p>