When a middle-aged retired trying-to-keep-it-together ex-wife widow kinda-sorta grandma and sometimes-achiever is thrown into a life of pandemic-mandated isolation the best solution is to record the day-to-day antics. The biggest problem? She's just returned from half a year away and her house is lacking many necessities. Told in a personal funny voice If This House Could Talk . . . captures one woman's ups and downs as she copes along with the rest of the world with the great 2020 pandemic. <br /><br />Hilarious personable and silly this book is a reassuring and friendly companion to life in lockdown.