I'm Getting New Bifocals!

<p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>I'm getting new bifocals</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>so I can see</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>to play on my phone</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>while I watch the TV...</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)></span></p><p>Emma and Artie are nervous about getting new bifocals. They want to see clearly. But they also worry that reaching this new milestone makes them old farts. In this parody for grown-ups Emma and Artie start trying on frames. Soon they discover that they can still look and feel great even in bifocals!</p>