I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today

<p>"Sometimes you stop by the convenience store for a slushy and the world just goes straight to hell and takes you along with it. I haven't had this much fun watching terrible stuff happen in a long time." <strong>-Stephen Graham Jones</strong> author of <em>Mongrels</em></p><p>A Bizarro fiction tribute to the Kevin Smith cult classic <em>CLERKS</em>.</p><p>After a killer surf session Scot Kring stops into his local Fasmart for a delicious icy Slushpuppy. But before he can leave a homeless guy outside has a stroke and accidentally recites an ancient Latin phrase that summons a very hungry demon who just so happens to look like filmmaker Kevin Smith.</p><p>Now Scot's stuck in a time loop along with the other occupants of the convenience store who may or may not be demonically possessed and he's fighting back with nothing but a fistful of greasy hot dogs and a souvenir Slushpuppy cup as the giant menacing kaiju Kevin Smith threatens to kill them all.   </p><p>I’m Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today is a demon apocalypse comedy for the slacker generation.  </p>