I'm Not the Biggest Bitch in This Relationship

An anthology of bark-out-loud original essays about dogs from some of today''s most popular writers. Critically acclaimed memoirist Wade Rouse has gathered some of America''s best known humorists- authors comedians and actors-to offer biting commentary on what it means to share a life and a heart with a dog. From battling for bed space to trying to transform a pampered NYC pup into a Texas rawhide and from helping a shelter rescue navigate through her new life to interpreting dog run dynamics (and politics) being a canine companion has challenges as tough as any agility course but laughter is just a tail-wag away. This collection features uncanny insight and witty prose from... Jen Lancaster Rita Mae Brown Laurie Notaro Jane Green Beth Harbison W. Bruce CameronStephanie KleinAlice BradleyAlec MapaCaprice CraneBob SmithJeff MarxAllie LarkinAnnabelle GurwitchSarah PekkanenEddie SarfatyJenny GardinerBeth KendrickJill Conner Browne including a Foreword by Chelsea Handler''s dog Chunk . 50% of the royalties from this book will be donated to the HSUS (Humane Society of the United States