INSECTS & INSURRECTION

The greatest poetry book I ever read! - Mr. Madeup-Person. Absolutely amazing!! - Mrs. Madeup-Person. I couldn't put it down! - Mr. Sticky Fingers. The words of an angel. - Rev. Itup. Not as clever as he thinks he is! - Hon. O'Pinion. Where's the bus stop for Anerley?- Bloody Idiot. If you only buy one book this year make it this one! - My Bank Manager. Don't you dare buy that book! - Your Bank Manager. Have you been buying books again? - Your Mum. We can't take any more copies of this book; sorry! - Oxfam. Don't look behind the curtain! Oh me! What a life! I'm melting! I'm melting! The only opinion that counts is yours. A novel is read only once. This is a book you'll read again and again!