IS THIS FUNNY OR WHAT

The following are randomly chosen limericks or rhymes from Is This Funny Or What?. They are guaranteed to keep a laugh and a smile and perhaps a blush on your face from cover to cover. Charades is a game adults play and Old Dan was very goodHe laughed out loud as he fooled the crowd every time he couldOnce he did pose bent over no clothes (the ladies said he was dapper)He fooled 'em again he said It's the Liberty Bell and Clapper ***** A man was told one day by his wifeThe more sex you have the longer your lifeI'll tell you one more thing with mixed joy and sorrowI'll live to 110 and odds are you'll croak tomorrow ***** There was an old man form St. Eustatius Whose mannerisms were pretty audacious For when in the mood he'd walk around nudeAnd when he'd bend over the view was hellacious ***** A young man entered a biker bar and announced out loudMy name is Peter Pan you could see the stunned crowdI'm looking for a friend of mine he continued on to yellWhen a big hairy biker said Here I am Peter it's me Tinker Bell ***** If you would be a gourmet cook or your skills you would enhanceThe word that's out and about is to attend a cooking school in FranceFor it's said it leads the world in preparing gourmet foodAnd in this school their first rule is Don't fry bacon in the nude