Is This Really My Life

If You Have Ever Wondered Where The People That Your Mother Warned You About Actually Come From? Then You Are In Luck. Within The Pages Of Mark Ortizs First Publication Is Where You Will Find Them. Within This Book Lies The Brutal And Sometimes Barbaric Reality Of A Youth Gone Wild. Marks Ortizs Tales Of Woe Are Both Vulgarly Honest And Painfully Endearing. His Rag Tag Group Of Friends Will Leave You In Stitches As He Takes You From Drunken Bachelor Parties To Childish Feats Of Bravado. The Unfathomable Situations That Mark Ortiz And His Friends Get Into Are Undoubtedly The Most Absurd Things That One Has Ever Read. Hilarity Is Rampart With Each Turning Of The Page. If You Are A Fan Of Programs Such As Jackass And Publications Such As I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell Then Welcome To The Mark Ortiz Experience. Warning: This Publication Is Not For The Faint Of Heart. Mark Ortiz Does Not Condone Or Advise Any Readers To Attempt Or Recreate Any Acts Within These Pages.