... It Happens!

Mary Degregorio Decides Her Family Should Take Their First Cruise-Catapulting Them Into The Vacation From Hell. Their Humorous Adventure Begins With A Wild Bus Ride Through The Streets Of New York City The All To Rapid Education Of Young Jennifer MaryS Attempt To Save The Morals Of A Priest To Make Up For The Incident With The Pope And Most Of All Eldest SonS-B.A.D. And His Boys- Clash With A Group Of Jewel Thieves. The Wild Cruise Culminates In A Fierce Firefight As Horseshit Harry And His Gang Attempts Their Escape With The Jewels. This All Confirms Al DegregorioS Simple Philosophy Of Life -..It Happens! This Is Never More Evident Than When B.A.D. And His Boys Struggle To Escape From The Jewel Thieves:\Frozen By The Headlights Like Deer Big Louie And Rosie Naked They Were Resigned To The Failure Of Their Escape. They Were Dead Meat.\