It Just Doesn't Get Any Better Than This

There were black bulb-looking plungers brown bowl-shaped plungers yellow elliptical-shaped ones some with short handles and some with longer handles some rubber some plastic. Wow do they have any with a graphite shaft? Any treated lumber handles??<br> Hmmmm I wonder which one of these will work the best on my toilet? Must I take a clay imprint of the commode bottom? Now I was confused unsure if any particular style would fit better or create more suction and push versus another. As I stood there studying the design of each one I thought how great it would be if I could try them out. You know kind of like kicking the tires on a car before you buy it. Doubt I could test one and return it just didn't seem like I should ask.<br> So instead upon impulse I took won of the basic models and jabbed it at my feet onto the floor. Yep it stuck pretty dang good this one could work. As I tugged on the plunger's handle I noticed the rough floor and thought to myself they need to finish repairing these vinyl tiles pretty soon. It was at this point that I hear someone from several aisles over yell across the store NO wait!!