Italy Can Bite Me

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Note To Self: Don't Fall For Your Tour Guide's Rock Solid Tower of Pisa.</strong></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>There are two types of people: planners and chaos-makers. I Katie Crawford am the former-color-coded laminated and ready for anything. So when my fiancé dumps me for being too </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Type A</em><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> I do the logical thing: fly to Italy with my cougar aunt's senior-swingers'-bus-tour to prove I can be spontaneous.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>The plan: Loosen up. Be </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>fun</em><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>. Win my fiancé back. The problem: </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Him.</em></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Matteo Monti-ridiculously gorgeous charming and smug. My Italian tour guide who treats life like a never-ending holiday. He calls me </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Checklist.</em><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> I call him </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Walking Red Flag.</em><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> Now thanks to some </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>highly suspicious</em><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> booking errors we're sharing hotel rooms stealing kisses under Venetian stars and fighting over who's in control </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>(Spoiler: It's me. Obviously).</em></p><p><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Tour Guide Rule #1: Don't Catch Feelings.</strong></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Ciao I'm Matteo and I have a system. Show tourists Italy flex my forearms avoid emotional entanglements. Simple right? Until I meet </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>her</em><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>-Katie-stubborn uptight and impossible to resist. The more I push the harder she pushes back. And now? I'm forgetting why I ever made rules at all.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>She's running from perfect. I'm hiding from forever. But on these winding Italian roads we might just crash right into love.</span></p><p></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)><em>Italy Can Bite Me is a spicy laugh-out-loud romcom about desire detours and what happens when life refuses to follow the itinerary. Meghan Quinn fans will love this Opposites Attract Vacation Fling Road Trip romance with steamy Forced Proximity and Snarky Banter as Foreplay. </em></strong></p><p></p>