It's Not Easy Being Orange

Its Not Easy Being Orange is a political satire in the style of Dr Seuss. Its a fun frolicy tome which kinda runs loose! I wrote it at first To make people laugh. But I do it now to sell autographs. My greatest desire is to help people see. We can say what we want in the land of the free. Its got #metoo and douchebaggery. Statues of pigs and a note about Xi. All of the things he wants us to fear like a caravan of Mexicans and theyre all coming here! The QR on the back I suggest that you scan its a fun little song about little hands. So I hope that you buy my fun little book; and find many a giggle in the trip that we took!