Jackie the Beanstalk

Tall skinny Jackie is a fresh high school graduate still in her cap and gown when she is given the keys to her grandfathers 1968 Ford Fairlane 500 Fastback 390. Jackie her 25-year-old Aunt Misty and her dog Roadkill jump in the car and take off following an old fashioned TripTik map into an alternate dimension. In this alternate dimension Jackie is a Warrior Wizard encountering robbers mountain monsters ogres rival clans obstreperous customs officials a stowaway princess an adopted bobcat kitten werewolves ghosts giants and dragons-all on her way to rescuing the Sovereigns kidnapped son. As she travels she discovers her magic powers and the powers of all the weapons she carries-her cap and gown honor cords stole basketball and things she picks up along the way-including a pocketful of magic beans.This fractured fairy tale takes place in a folk tale reality where youll almost recognize the world we live in and fairy tales you read as a child-monsters ogres giants werewolves and ghosts! Oh my!