Jane Eyre and the Mystery of the Haunted Spin Class

<p>Jane Eyre was just trying to get her life together after being blacklisted from governess gigs for 'too much existential despair.' Now she's stuck ghost-hunting inside a repurposed 12th-century castle-turned-gym where the protein shakes are cursed and the peloton bikes occasionally speak Latin.</p><p>Armed with only biting sarcasm a fifth-hand EMF detector and a personal vendetta against online fitness culture Jane must survive sabotage by jealous spinfluencers accidental demonic possession and several very tedious HR meetings about 'spectral misconduct.'</p><p>Expect soul-deep monologues about existential futility immediately followed by people arguing over smoothie bar loyalty points. Jane Eyre and the Mystery of the Haunted Spin Class is a chaotic sarcastic comedy about existential dread gym politics and mildly cursed cardio.</p>