<html><p>In a galaxy where everyone is Roman Catholic and sexual fetishes are celebrated on a planetary scale the fate of all life rests in the hands of one man: Jack-janitor of Planet Anilingus.</p> <p>All Jack wants to do is his job. But his desires quickly change when he meets a weird sexy woman and the mysterious killer who wants her dead. After being fired and replaced with an idiot Jack fights to survive in a world of perpetual erections anal pregnancies possessed pigs and competing Gods. </p><p>It's a battle that will lead him to the heart of his planet and into history in a mildly disgusting 2001: A Space Odyssey sort of way. </p></html>