Jock Blocked

She can’t let him score…Call it superstition but when a guy bats as hot as Brooks Elliott you don’t mess with what’s working. And what’s working is him keeping his pants zipped and doing all of his scoring on the field.So when I hear he’s planning to ditch his V-card now that he’s been traded to baseball’s lovable losers—aka my home team and my reason for living every March through October—I do what any rational dedicated obsessed fan would do.I make a plan to stop him.But the thing about stoppi...See More