Jokes 102

<p>During your lifetime you will be meeting a lot of people in your extended journey and travels. The quickest and easiest way to make a favorable impression is to possess a quick tactful and ready wit or possess a good sense of clean humor. A few examples may help. </p><p>When discussing children you can say “I gave my son a Spiderman costume as a gift and he said that he was Spiderman. I told him that he wasn’t Spiderman but I did not know how to get him off of the wall.” </p><p>Or state trooper recruit to personnel manager: “What kind of pay can I expect?” Reply “I don’t like to brag but on this job you can write your own ticket.” </p><p>Or a young lady dating a mortician said “Sometimes I don’t think he knows that I’m alive.” </p><p>Or “Doctor when will I know something after my operation?” Doctor Smoothy “That depends on what you knew before your operation.” </p><p>Or two bees drank too much dandelion wine; they were not drunk but both of them had a buzz. </p><p>Or a different chicken joke based on that age old question why did the chicken cross the road? Answer: She wanted to beat up a chicken who called her a dumb cluck. </p><p>For now enough is enough. If you want more humor of a similar questionable nature buy Jokes 102.</p>