Jokes for Blokes

<p>What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 9 pints<br><br>What do you call a man with a 2 inch penis? Justin<br><br>What's pink and hard in the morning? The Financial Times crossword<br><br>Did you hear about the consignment of Viagra pills stolen from a warehouse? Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals<br><br>An aeroplane is about to crash, when a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, 'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.' She removes all her clothing and asks, 'Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?'<br>A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, 'Here, iron this!'<br><br>The greatest ever collection of dirty jokes guaranteed to offend and outrage the prudish. Full of hilarious gags, it's totally politically incorrect, unashamedly x-rated and downright filthy. Definitely one to keep well out of the way of the mother-in-law...</p>