Journey to the Dark Tower

<p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Nothing ruins your day like a quest with a ransom note.</strong></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Especially when you're a fake wizard with real problems.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>I was supposed to be dead. Instead I'm stumbling through medieval Britain with Merlin's ghost backseat-driving my magical education.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>And now? Princess Guinevere's gone missing and everyone's looking at me like I'm supposed to know what to do about it.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Fantastic.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Nothing says qualified wizard like leading a rescue party of misfits-a prince with anger issues a berserker who thinks diplomacy means hitting people slightly less hard and me still trying to figure out which end of my sword shoots fire.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Between dodging Saxon war parties navigating the Enchanted Forest and searching for a Dark Tower that's playing hard to get I'm starting to think death might have been the easier option.</span></p><p></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Welcome to the Dark Tower where the quests are impossible the magic is unreliable and historical accuracy is someone else's problem.</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p>