Junkyard Jack and the Horse That Talked

<p><b>'Can all animals talk?' Jack asked.</b><br><b><br>'Well, of course they can,' said Boadicea the Shetland Pony. 'We're not idiots, you know.'</b><br><br>----------<br><br>Jack is a very small and bendy boy. So small and bendy, that he can hide inside his own school bag! <br><br>Other than bending and hiding, <b>his favourite thing to do is to go to Old Mr Mudge's junkyard and ride the horses, Lightning and Boadicea. </b><br><br>It's definitely better than going home to his drippy Aunt Violet, smelly Uncle Ted and evil cousin Kelly.<br><br><b>But when he (accidentally) runs away, he finds himself on an adventure to free his mum from prison- with the help of a lot of talking animals! </b><br><br> Filled with excitement, fun and far too much horse poo, this is the hilarious new story from national treasure Ade Edmondson, author of <i>Tilly and the Time Machine</i>.</p> <p><b>'Can all animals talk?' Jack asked.</b><br><b><br>'Well, of course they can,' said Boadicea the Shetland Pony. 'We're not idiots, you know.'</b><br><br>----------<br><br>Jack is a very small and bendy boy. So small and bendy, that he can hide inside his own school bag! <br><br>Other than bending and hiding, <b>his favourite thing to do is to go to Old Mr Mudge's junkyard and ride the horses, Lightning and Boadicea. </b><br><br>It's definitely better than going home to his drippy Aunt Violet, smelly Uncle Ted and evil cousin Kelly.<br><br><b>But when he (accidentally) runs away, he finds himself on an adventure to free his mum from prison- with the help of a lot of talking animals! </b><br><br> Filled with excitement, fun and far too much horse poo, this is the hilarious new story from national treasure Ade Edmondson, author of <i>Tilly and the Time Machine</i>.</p>